collyrob 9:10 Tue May 10
Pathetic wankers throwing bottles at a bus.
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The football world watching us tonight and some silly cunts had to embarrass the club.
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B6NY B
11:09 Mon May 16
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End of the day it job the job and put them mancs off. No one got hurt and we move on.
Oh and 40k worth of damage? Bollocks! That's a 2013 range sports worth, no fucking way. 15k tops.
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Northern Sold
10:53 Mon May 16
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`He also witnessed new born spring lamb being flung to their deaths like javelins by shirtless west ham thugs and saved an old disabled chelsea pensioner from being trampled by the cockney detritus`
Genius..... I fucking love you alfie son... never ever go away...
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mashed in maryland
10:46 Mon May 16
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Bump into any group of foreign football supporters abroad and if the conversation gets onto football and you tell them you're West Ham they will 99.99999999999999999% chance start asking about the ICF and say they love West Ham.
Bands like Cock Sparrer and the Rejects are absolutely massive among punk/skin scenes in Europe and the states as well and that's added to West Ham's "image".
Look on any West Ham facebook page and there are people in places like Malaysia, Japan and Argentina who are obsessed with this old ICF east end imagery and dress up and live their lives how they think our supporters did in the 70s and 80s.
It's just how it is.
Don't wanna sound full of ego but I honestly can't think of another club (except possibly Chelsea) who have had such a huge impact on music or "alternative" subculture or are so revered by people from so far away.
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peroni
3:54 Sun May 15
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But Bubbles - it's not "Sad but true", it's just the Truth. We've won fuck all, but are famous for being a bit "Nawty". It's the same over here in Italy, we're known for the hassle and the ICF.
It's a fact - just embrace it. The Boleyn is famous for intimidation and hostility which occassionally spills over into violence. No one got hurt, but it was a fitting send off.
By the sounds of it you'll be much happier when opposing fans mingle within the shops of Westfield whilst shoping with their birds before catching a bit of footie at the Olympic Stadium.
I for one prefer the thought of opposing fans and players shitting themselves under police escort, undergoing a barrage of abuse and intimidation through tight little backstreets.
Just as it was for the lastr ever game at teh best football stadium ever.
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BubblesCyprus
3:43 Sun May 15
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to the OP yes it was.Great night,game and result yet the only thing in English language Cyprus Mail here was the trouble with the ManUtd Coach arriving.Events like this and Green Street DVD are the only thing most locals here
seem to know about West Ham....Sad but True!
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Takashi Miike
12:05 Sun May 15
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http://www.dreamdeferred.org.uk/2016/05/west-ham-hooligans-or-police-liars/
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peroni
10:06 Sun May 15
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jfk 3:24 Sun May 15
"Alfie's a funny fucker"
Yeah, I think maybe you have to be in the mood for it.
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Hammer and Pickle
7:02 Sun May 15
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Beefy cavity.
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Blunders
4:58 Sun May 15
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God speed you, Alfie sir
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jfk
3:24 Sun May 15
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Gavros,
Alfie's a funny fucker you ain't.
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Alfie
2:10 Sun May 15
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Gavros: i am a zookeeper and confidant of many animals.
next week i begin a new career as a binman. A refuse collecting troubador. Flautist of waste. Poet of the thrown binward.
Would you have me compose you a stanza on the subject of effluent?
Would you prefer me to construct an elegy on the varied ways in which dustbin trucks can be ridden upon and tail clung to like a fucking human waste disposal chariot roaring up the mucky lanes of essex picking up all the shit you cant be arsed to take up pitsea cleanaway landfill repository?
Instead of animal based reportage would it suit you better were i to compose a lute accompanied song about the time i picked up a big black sack of rubbish near the fortune of war and my arm penetrated the warm sweating rot within the bag like a vets arm disapearing up the beefy cavity of a birthing cow?
At the fortune of war, between laindon and bas :1993.
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Gavros
2:03 Sun May 15
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Take your wrens, sparrows and giraffes and shove them up your arse.
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Alfie
1:58 Sun May 15
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I purchased one of those very wrens dear boy. From you, in good correct coinage.
Adopting a pugilistic stance i then set forth to propel him in an arc t'ward the encroaching line of the riot quelling gavver constabulary.
As i was about to loose the young blighter though i took pity and thought the better of his flappy ardour. I could not witness his proud beak smashed to smithereens upon the visored helmeted headgear of the constabulary.
I could still less not bear to witness his feathers exploding like the tits of a page three model fallen and lunging a chip fork into her popping silicate breast, in a late night chip shop tit accident outside Faces.
Instead i invited the young cad into the denmark, and ordering a pot of glassed ale from the kraken behind the bartop we drank deep and burlish towards blackening night singing songs of conjoined wren and human glory, declaring death vows to any and all scaring bird effigies and fucking mannequins dummies
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Gavros
1:39 Sun May 15
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What is all this animal based comedy shit all about?
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Tomshardware
1:37 Sun May 15
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Alfie Sir, I was present on Tuesday, making the most of the carnival atmophere to clear my stock of stuffed wrens on Green St.
"Do they fly Guvnor?" I was asked on many occasions.
"Throw them Sir, they'll fly alright". I replied, they sold like hotcakes.
Then the horror at me having seeing 'Du Troits' article the next morn in the paper. "Wren missiles launched at soccer teams bus".
You see I sold those wrens in good faith, a good old fashioned momento of the last game at the Boleyn ground. Mother had sown a claret&blue ribbon upon each ones wings.
I shed a tear at seeing a glut of stuffed wrens littering the paper like some sort of dwarf game shoot had taken place. My own wren perched as stiff as a wooden peg on my shoulder as I type this.
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Takashi Miike
1:24 Sun May 15
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Tristam Du Toit (pronounced Twat), hahahaha
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Hammer and Pickle
1:16 Sun May 15
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Splendid
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Takashi Miike
1:13 Sun May 15
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hahaha
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Alfie
1:12 Sun May 15
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The mail on sunday is reporting that tame police giraffes were also used in a vain attempt to control the feral west ham crowd on that outrageous tuesday night in poor london.
Their lengthy necks - more used to allowing the giraffe to graze upon the juicy nutrition of high tree foliage - had to be used by the police to headbutt cajole and peck very tall uncontrollable west ham hooligans intent on using their height to fling alcopops and other working class alchohol into the coaches roof vents.
One giraffe was bought down and actually savaged to death by a west ham supporting lion.
Tristram Du Toit - our intrepid head football writer and 3 year long Arsenal supporter also reported hearing the word 'fuck' used several times in the violent melee of the green street thoroughfare.
He also witnessed new born spring lamb being flung to their deaths like javelins by shirtless west ham thugs and saved an old disabled chelsea pensioner from being trampled by the cockney detritus
More diabolical coverage of this fucking west ham scum will be swilled out in tomorrows 'how fucking well have the acceptable big london clubs done' edition
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jack flash
12:56 Sun May 15
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Into the valley of Green Street rode the 600!
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Gavros
12:40 Sun May 15
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The horses charged AFTER the Man U bus had gone around the corner.
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